This was an actual chat conversation I had with my good friend Andrew. I laughed so hard that I just had to share it.

Dan is based on a real person, but that’s not his name (I thought I’d protect his identity because it seems like the right thing to do). That was a direct quote though. No joke. He’s a hardcore Mactard TO THE MAX. It’s scary sometimes. We still like you Dan! It’s just sometimes you can go a bit overboard.

On a different note, remember last week when I… encouraged everyone to become a fan on Facebook? Well, that’s because I’ve been uploading exclusive bonus comics. So, if you haven’t seen them, head on over to and check ’em out!