Roosters are effin’ scary man. We used to have chickens when I was growing up, and I can tell you from experience that you should steer clear of those motha-#@$%ers. They’ll peck the sh*t out of you.

On a more positive note, while drawing this comic, I couldn’t help but think of this clip from Napoleon Dynamite:

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